![Jeff: Abed, we screwed up. You know that text we sent? It was to Britta’s nephew. He sent her an emotipenis. What are we gonna do? [Abed stares] Fine, screw you Abed. I can fix this. ‘Marcus, I made a mistake, I texted the wrong person last night’. [gets a text back] ‘You called me by name, it wasn’t a mistake, don’t be afraid’. [Abed stares] Screw you Abed! ‘I was drunk. We can’t do this’. [gets a text back] ‘I’m drunk too, on lust.’ There’s a picture. Ohhh, that’s disappointing, wow, who does that?](http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfqw90cI5h1qbbw9no1_500.png)
Jeff: Abed, we screwed up. You know that text we sent? It was to Britta’s nephew. He sent her an emotipenis. What are we gonna do? [Abed stares] Fine, screw you Abed. I can fix this. ‘Marcus, I made a mistake, I texted the wrong person last night’. [gets a text back] ‘You called me by name, it wasn’t a mistake, don’t be afraid’. [Abed stares] Screw you Abed! ‘I was drunk. We can’t do this’. [gets a text back] ‘I’m drunk too, on lust.’ There’s a picture. Ohhh, that’s disappointing, wow, who does that?
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