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Sheldon: Time’s up! I’m sorry Mr. Ferguson I think we’re done here.
Craig: But, no, no, you didn’t ask me a single Doctor Who question.
Sheldon: I really don’t think that will be necessary, good day, Mr. Ferguson.
Craig: Doctor Who’s home planet is Gallifrey.
Sheldon: I said good day.
Craig: Doctor Who found the TARDIS in a scrap… yard…
Leonard: Trust me, let it go, this is not a test you want to pass.The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 9/22/10
falulatonks:tvquotes: fuckyeahjamesroday: outtokill:
Office Lady: Sir there’s a Lt. Crunch here to see you…
Gus: Crunch?
Shawn: Actually I’ve been promoted…it’s Captain Crunch.
okay this is still literally the funniest thing ever to me. like, it never gets old. EVER.
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Young Michael: I want to be married and have a hundred kids so I can have a hundred friends, and no one can say no to being my friend.
-The Office 2x18 “Take Your Daughter To Work Day”




